Thursday, October 31, 2013

Mr. Ham

Me: What brings you in today Mr. Ham?

Mr. Ham: I need refills on my blood pressure medications.

Me: Alright, I see you are on two medications X and Y. Does that sound correct?

Mr. Ham: Yes.

Me: Great. Any trouble with your medications?

Mr. Ham: No.

Me: In a given week how many doses would you say you miss?

Mr. Ham: None.

Me: Ok, well I see your bottles are empty, so when did you take your last pill?

Mr. Ham: This morning.

Me: Ok, well, when I took your blood pressure just a minute ago it was a little high can you tell me why that might be if you never miss your medications?

Mr. Ham: Well, I had some bacon for breakfast. Yes, a lot of bacon and I never do that. You know bacon has a lot of salt so that must be it!

Me: Well yes, salt can increase blood pressure in some patients but usually not that fast.

Mr. Ham: I promise it was the bacon!!

(Cue standard talk about medication compliance and salt reduction. Yes, I still want to do Family Medicine where I will see patients like this everyday, and I plan on loving every minute of it!)

Sunday, October 20, 2013

This happens a lot

Me: What medications are you on?

Mr. Smith: Something for blood pressure.

Me: Ok, do you remember the name?

Mr. Smith: No. It's the blue one.

Me: I don't know what the pills look like, each pharmacy can be different.

Mr. Smith: Well I don't remember. Wait.... it starts with an "L" I think... Liso....

Me: Lisinopril?

Mr. Smith: Yes!!

Me: OK, great. Do you know what dose you take?

Mr. Smith: One of the blue pill every day.

Me: Maybe it will say the dose in your chart. Let's move on and you tell me about your family history....

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

An accident

*This happened to Dr. Drinks, one of the residents I worked with on a rotation. Maybe it was part of the reason for his comments here.*

Dr. Drinks: (Enters patient's room, notices strange smell but continues over to the bed.) Good morning Mr. Jones, how are you today?

Mr. Jones: Not so good. I had an accident.

Dr. Drinks: An accident sir?

Mr. Jones: Yes, I needed to pee but couldn't get up.

Dr. Drinks: Did you call the nurse?

Mr. Jones: No, I just went here. Then threw my pants there.

Dr. Drinks: (Looks to where the patient is pointing, realizes there is a large wet spot on the wall and a pair of pants crumpled on the floor. His gaze continues across the floor until he realizes he is standing in a puddle of urine by the patient's bed.)

Mr. Jones: I feel better now but it smells in here.

Dr. Drinks: (Leaves quickly to regain composure and dissipate any thoughts of strangling Mr. Jones.)

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Dr. Compliance

Setting: A primary care office I was assigned to shadow at by my medical school during first year. Patient is a recent immigrant from India. Here for a follow up appointment for diabetes.

Dr. Compliance: Hello Mrs. Patel. How are you? Have you been taking your medications?

Mrs. Patel: Hi Doctor. I try to but sometimes I forget and I don't like to inject the insulin.

Dr. Compliance: Yes. I knew that because your labs were bad! Your hemoglobin A1c was 8.5! That tells me about the sugar in your blood.

Mrs. Patel: (Looks at her feet.)

Dr. Compliance: You have to take these medicines. If you don't you can get numbness in your feet. Or worse! You can go blind! Then your husband will find another wife to raise your child. Is that what you want?

Me: (Looking in horror.)

Mrs. Patel: No, I will try harder to take the medicine.

Dr. Compliance: Good. Now let me examine you.

He is friendlier to the patient for the rest of her visit. Later in his when it is just him and I.....

Dr. Compliance: So you remember what I said to that Indian lady?

Me: Yes?

Dr. Compliance: You see you have to do that sometimes. You have to scare patients to make them listen. Especially immigrant patients. The culture is different. I know this.

Me: (Some sort of shrug because I have no clue what to say)


He quickly changes the subject and we go on with the rest of my day. What was so weird was this doctor was an immigrant from somewhere in the Middle East so the line about "understanding the culture" didn't even make sense with the patient being from India. He was just really mean to his patient and I wasn't really sure what to say about it. I just chalked it up as a "what not to do" learning experience!

Ms. Brown

Many Saturdays during second year I worked at a free clinic that caters to under-insured patients. The vast majority of our patients are there for hypertension and diabetes follow up. Great experience for first and second year students. First year students often shadow the second years to get some tips on interviewing patients. I would like to think I helped show the first timer following me this day how to keep your cool when a patient says something very unexpected...

Me: Hello Ms. Brown what brings you in today?

Ms. Brown: Well, I heard you all can help me with my meds. I never been here before.

Me: Ok, I see you brought your bottles with you. Is that all the medication you take?

Ms. Brown: Yes.

Me: Great. I know we carry some of these but it looks like these two are psych meds which we don't have. Do you have somewhere you can get these ones?

Ms. Brown: Yes, I go to (other clinic) and they help me there but only with these two medications.

Me: Yes, they are a mental health clinic while we are a medical clinic. I just want to be sure you can get them. Can you tell me what health problems you have?

Ms. Brown: High blood pressure, back pain and schizophrenia.

Me: Do you know what type of schizophrenia?

Ms. Brown: The type where I hear voices. I hear them all the time. I hear them now.

(At this point the first year medical student is looking at me with some panic. Mind you, they have not had psychology as it is a second year class and this is their first time at our clinic.)

Me: (Without missing a beat) You say you hear the voices now. Are they telling you anything? To hurt yourself or others?

Ms. Brown: Oh no, nothing like that. They just talking like normal people. Mostly about the weather!



We continue the rest of the interview normally. Ms. Brown gets her hypertension medications filled and the first year student says they plan on returning to work at the clinic again. They also admit to me that they thought all schizophrenics had violent hallucinations so it was nice to learn that is not always the case. Breaking down the stigma of mental disease is something I am defiantly passionate about and I like to think this one little moment in time helped for that student. (And maybe people more now that I am sharing the story).

Thanks for reading!! ~#102~

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Mr. High

Student A: Mr. High, have you ever smoked?

Mr. High: Yes, 2-3 packs every day! For many years. But I stopped that now.

Student A: Ok, do you drink?

Mr. High: No, never. I can't stand that stuff.

Student A: Any other drug use?

Mr. High: Yes, cocaine. And other stuff. I tried lots of things when I was young. I used to be high every day. Have you ever been high?

Student A: No, I have not.

Mr. High: I feel sorry for you. You are really missing out!!

Dr. Drinks

Me: Sitting studying while the residents complete their notes.

Dr. Drinks: (enters room) I have so much to do today! Now I know why Dr. Amazing always looks forward to going home and having a beer at the end of the day.

Dr. Smiley: I think all doctors are secretly alcoholics. When I have the time I plan on drinking every night. (laughs)

Dr. Drinks: Me too! In fact, I think I might start tonight. (leaves room)

Me: (thinking to myself) I wish that was the first time I had heard some random doctors have that conversation.....



Ah, the joys of medicine. A very rewarding yet stressful field. I had heard that alcohol was a part of doctor "society" but didn't realize how true it was until I entered medical school. I personally don't have any problem with a drink now and then. I like wine and rum and diet. However, I can't see myself drinking every night, and I really hope I never get to the point where I feel like I NEED a drink to deal with my day. The unfortunate truth is that alcohol dependency is this professions little dark secret. We even had a couple lectures about it in school. How to spot someone with a problem, how to get them help. Kind of scary if you think about it. But it also proves what many people forget: doctors are humans too. The only difference between doctors and everyone else is some specialized education. Doctors are still susceptible to stress and need to be aware of this. From medical students to residents to attendings, taking care of yourself should come first! You can't take good care of your patients if you don't take care of you. :)

~#102~